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This is an email sent to
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farkanator - I happened to read it over his shoulder earlier tonight and thought it was a riot - so I decided to post it.
Subject: Happy Pesach????
If you are one of the many Jewish men and women who has been working
strenuously for the past few weeks to rid your house of all the
chametz and leavened foods, in preparation for the
upcoming holiday of Passover, you will surely appreciate the news of one
more piece of Chametz that is no longer .....
DEATH NOTICE
Please join us in remembering a great icon -- the veteran Pillsbury
spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The
gravesite was piled high with flours. A longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much
he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but,
alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, and they had one in the oven. His
elderly father, Pop Tart, also survives him. The funeral was held at 350
for about twenty minutes.
[Ed. note: Author unknown. Some foods listed above may not be kosher.]
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